CatalogueHot Lunch
Fig. B
1.5 L
1.5 L · 304 stainless · cordless
cordless pot
Photos with first batch · Sep 2026
Fig. B · Coming later
Awkward Hot Lunch
A 1.5 L cordless pot in 304 stainless steel, ≥18k mAh class battery, for leftovers in a staff room, a van, or a kitchen you do not get to yourself.
- Awkward Hot Lunch
- £64.99
GBP · awkwardco.com · Packed in Ireland
Hot Lunch is not on the day-one shelf. Day-one kit is A (panels), C (sill), and the A+C starter. No waitlist and no till for this SKU while FEATURE_ADS_B is off.
What it is
Shift food goes cold. Shared kitchens are booked. Awkward Hot Lunch is a 1.5 litre cordless pot — 304 stainless steel, food-contact surfaces called out as such, CE marked — with a battery in the ≥18k mAh class so you can heat a portion without hunting a free socket.
It heats food. It is not a camping stove, not a medical flask, and not a reason to skip a proper break. Listed here; sold when the payment link is live.
Measured
- Capacity
- 1.5 L
- Body
- 304 stainless steel
- Power
- Cordless, ≥18k mAh class
- Marking
- CE; food-contact surfaces specified
- Price
- £64.99
In the box
- 1.5 L 304 stainless pot
- Cordless base, ≥18k mAh class battery
- CE and food-contact marking on the unit
Who it is for
- Night kitchens, vans, and shared rooms with one kettle between six.
- Anyone tired of lukewarm Tupperware and a fight for a plug.
- Not for open-flame cooking or medical feeding claims.
It does
- 1.5 L capacity
- Cordless, ≥18k mAh class battery
- 304 stainless steel pot
- CE marking; food-contact messaging on the unit
It does not
- Not a gas burner or open-flame cooker
- Not a medical nutrition device
- Not a replacement for a workplace kitchen
How to use it
- Charge it. Do not assume a staff-room socket will be free at 03:40.
- Leftovers in; lid on; heat. It is a pot, not a ritual.
- Wash the food-contact steel as you would any 304 vessel.
- This SKU is off the day-one shelf. No till while FEATURE_ADS_B is off.
Straight answers
- Why is the button muted?
- FEATURE_ADS_B is off. The pot is not on the day-one shelf — no till, no waitlist.
- Is the pot food-safe?
- Food-contact surfaces are specified; the unit carries CE marking. That is compliance language, not a nutrition claim.
- What does ≥18k mAh class mean?
- A battery in that class — enough to heat a portion without a wall socket. Exact runtime depends on how cold the food was.
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Fig. A
130 cm
130 × 198 cm · suction, no drill
198 cm
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Fig. C
sill width
Interior sill · drip-strip catch
drip strip
Photos with first batch · Sep 2026
Winter Sill Kit
£29.99
Fig. A+C
130 cm
One panel 130 × 198 cm + winter sill kit
panel + sill
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